Summer school

redbeard · 07-28-2009, 09:28 PM

I know a lot of you will be interested in this so I figured I would post here for you all. sign up now as space is limited and time is running out.

SUMMER Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, July 31st , 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

phloop · 07-28-2009, 09:31 PM

Thats freakin funny.

VegasBruce · 07-28-2009, 09:55 PM

dadstoybox · 07-28-2009, 10:44 PM

thats funny shit

by the way , you got life insurance ?

Stafford01 · 07-29-2009, 12:33 AM

haha the wifey is gonna get a kick out of this one. Or is it gonna kick the shit out of me for this one??

WVhillbilly · 07-29-2009, 04:10 AM

durnzuki · 07-29-2009, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stafford01

haha the wifey is gonna get a kick out of this one. Or is it gonna kick the shit out of me for this one??

You is awful brave irritating a pregnant woman.

HotWrench4hire · 07-29-2009, 09:47 AM

Stafford01's Wifey · 07-29-2009, 11:51 AM

That's awesome RB!

Stafford01's Wifey · 07-29-2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stafford01

haha the wifey is gonna get a kick out of this one. Or is it gonna kick the shit out of me for this one??

Come on.... I'm not that crazy dear! We've been together for 5 years (the beginning of August) and I have never blamed you for anything except something you've done yourself!

gr8games · 07-30-2009, 12:01 PM

thats funny shit

Copasetic · 07-30-2009, 02:33 PM

Awesome! I gotta borrow this.

shorty · 07-31-2009, 05:43 PM

printing and posting on bedroom door for her to find on the way in...

redbeardsolelady · 08-01-2009, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shorty

printing and posting on bedroom door for her to find on the way in...

So.................what happened??? She beat you with her flip flop didn't she!!!!!

shorty · 08-01-2009, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbeardsolelady

So.................what happened??? She beat you with her flip flop didn't she!!!!!

Maybe....

w8tn2wheel · 08-01-2009, 11:17 AM

thanks redbeard! i'm going to see if our community collage is offering any of those classes

07-28-2009, 09:31 PM	#2
phloop Bacon is the answer Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Odell, OR. Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	Thats freakin funny. __________________ ~Union Rules~ Union hall 3B Living life a half bubble off. pie 0-1 I'm singing dammit!

07-28-2009, 09:55 PM	#3
VegasBruce Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Huntsville TX. Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	__________________ Bruce Measure once cut as many times as you want. WTSS RIP Zero

07-28-2009, 10:44 PM	#4
dadstoybox THE MOTIVATOR Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Marlow,Okla. Posts: 202 Rep Power: 278682	thats funny shit by the way , you got life insurance ? __________________ ~*Union Rules* All the women in the world gave birth to children while my mother gave birth to a LEGEND DTB Enterprises Haul-A-Round Trailer Mfg. Well Lit Offroad Lighting QuadCarrier Proud member of the bigflex padders union Local 10001 pie RIP Brother Zero WTSS FOREVER

07-29-2009, 12:33 AM	#5
Stafford01 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eugene Or Posts: 1,628 Rep Power: 152810	haha the wifey is gonna get a kick out of this one. Or is it gonna kick the shit out of me for this one?? __________________ Staffords build thread D.I.Y Beadlock how to guide. One of the many Proud sponsors of Crazysami's Great American zuk tour 2011

07-29-2009, 04:10 AM	#6
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07-29-2009, 09:47 AM	#8
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07-29-2009, 11:51 AM	#9
Stafford01's Wifey The House Flirt to You Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Eugene, Oregon Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	That's awesome RB! __________________ Proud member of the Bigflex padders union local 10001 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. RIP Maddhatter RIP Eddie "ZERO" VegasBruce

07-30-2009, 12:01 PM	#11
gr8games Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lancaster,ca Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	thats funny shit __________________ An armed society makes for a more civil society! 87 samurai, 2in lift shackles, 1.6 8v, 2in straight pipe exhaust with a glass pack, and 235/75/15 tires

07-30-2009, 02:33 PM	#12
Copasetic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Grovetown, GA Posts: 467 Rep Power: 9915	Awesome! I gotta borrow this. __________________ Proud member of the Bigflex Padders Union Local 10001 - Southeast Chapter 1988 Sami - 16v, 3spd, 4.88's, Kong, Rock4x twins, Shogun, full hydro, welded Toys, 102" wb, 4 link f/r, Fox 2.0's, 2" BL, TT rear disco, caged, 36" SX's on H1's, s'more crap. 1987 Sami - Special Edition, SOA, 3" TG springs, 33" KM2's on 15x10's, A/C, ZOR bumpers, 6.5 t-case, 17 bolt Snatch, 9k winch, dual batteries, 105 amp GM alt, 15 gal PW tank, 22" Cree light bar from DTB. Still growing...

07-31-2009, 05:43 PM	#13
shorty Zuki SPCA Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Conroe, Tx Posts: 7,393 Rep Power: 23802	printing and posting on bedroom door for her to find on the way in... __________________ Family values = discounted rates at Chuck E. Cheese Founding member of the post padders union TX State Rep for Local 10001 pie

08-01-2009, 11:17 AM	#16
w8tn2wheel Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hillsbureeto OR Posts: 2,161 Rep Power: 3891	thanks redbeard! i'm going to see if our community collage is offering any of those classes __________________ Gary

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